Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
If you’re going through hell, keep going.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.